Nov
24
Ummm I'm calling in sick - for the next 2 months
Submitted by John Farnswell on November 24, 2009 - 12:12pm
To: Progressive Insurance's human resource department
Subject: Won't be making it in to work today
Sick and emotionally unfit for work - really!Hi, this is Michael in Claims. I’m not gonna come in to work today. I’m not feeling good and what not. My stomach is kind of gurgling, and I have a headache. I’m thinking it might be swine flu or something.
Also, I’m not gonna be coming in tomorrow or next week either. My grandma’s sick and in the hospital, and I’m really emotional about the whole thing. Read more
Sep
22
Progressive Insurance boot camp
Submitted by John Farnswell on September 22, 2009 - 10:25pm
To: Progressive Insurance human resources management
Subject: A seminar for Progressive's problem employees
Inspirational Sergeant CalhoonWhat types of work efficiency seminars do you offer to Progressive Insurance employees - particularly those employees who have underperformed, been insubordinate or missed their quotas?
You see, I offer a very intense and effective seminar that can turn “problem employees” into company superstars - guaranteed! Read more
