Spam

Spam - the miracle meat: whale blubber or pink, salted rubber?

To: Spam (produced by Hormel Foods Sales)
Subject: Help solve a frustrating dispute

Spam: the miracle meat-like substanceCan you settle a little dispute I’m having with my friend, Jed? I’ve told Jed a million times that Spam - the miracle meat is a nuclear-fused concoction that combines whale blubber, moisturized leather, and beaver tail byproducts with pink food coloring.

Jed vehemently disagrees and argues that Spam isn’t a meat at all. He’s convinced it is pink rubber blocks laced with a touch of seasoned salt and monkey sweat. Read more