Eastlake city council

I need to burn my body hair pile

To: Eastlake City Council
Subject: Would like to add an issue to the ballot

This could be my massive body hair pile on fire, but noooooooI am a resident who would like to get an issue added to the ballot for the upcoming election. I've been told that by law I am forbidden to burn any trash in my backyard, and that a violation of this law may result in a fine or worse - jail time.

This is understandable, as you guys probably would like to avoid fires accidentally spreading and the nauseating smell of burning plastics, diapers and other disgusting garbage. However, I have a particular need to have this law if not revoked, at least amended. Read more