Perfect USA

Nov
4

The Hawaii Chair has a side effect

To: Perfect USA
Subject: My hips won't stop rotating

The Hawaii Chair: Who knew pretending to exercise could be so fun?The Hawaii Chair: Who knew pretending to exercise could be so fun?I've been using your Hawaii Chair for some time now, and I'm convinced that it is the most awesome pseudo-ab workout since the AbGymnic electro-shock belt.

I'm proud to admit that I am most likely your best customer. I have Hawaii Chairs in my office cubicle, at my dining room table and in my "sexual liaison / adult swinger" themed basement. Read more

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