Arby's

Oct
20

Subliminal message: Oprah says "You're thinking Arby's"

To: Arby's web team
Subject: A way to make your web site more effective

Oprah says "You're thinking Arby's."Oprah says "You're thinking Arby's."I was recently clicking around on your Arby’s web site, looking for an explanation for why I always get diarrhea when I eat your curly fries. While I didn’t find an explanation for my pooping woes, I did find that your site is in dire need of my expert services.

You see, I’m an advertising copywriter with an expertise in subliminal messaging, and I think your site definitely needs some subliminalizing. Read more

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